If your summer is like mine, it is entertaining kids. Which means little time to edit and work on my blog.
Just have to tell you a little something about my sweet daughter. We went to 7 peaks twice this week, can you believe it. It was fun! Anywho, we were in the lazy river, which I don't think is a good name for it unless you have a tube, long story. The life guard was blowing her whistle and my daughter says, she must be blowing her whistle at me for being too beautiful. It was pretty funny. If you know my daughter you know she is very down to earth and would never flaunt her beauty. ha ha. She is very witty and quick with funny comments. We love her. Here she is trying to catch a football.
Ok, I will tell you the long story about the lazy river. I was walking along with my boys in the lazy river and my oldest son dived down in the water and went under a large lady in a bikini on a tube. Can you picture it...well ok. He then comes up and gets stuck under her bum...still with me. He can't get out and I am afraid he can't breathe, so I grab the tube and proceed to flip the tube over as the large lady in the bikini goes flying up in the air without any warning. She was a little taken back, but understood in the end. After I knew he was alright, I could not stop laughing. You should of seen the look on her face! And for some odd reason a part of me enjoyed throwing that large lady in a bikini off her tube. Seriously, put some clothes on! Sorry if you like large ladies in bikinis.
4 comments:
I'm sitting here literally laughing out loud. I think I might have snorted. I hope your son recovers from the trauma of being trapped under the tube. ROFL!
I can totally picture that, Yuck! Glad you got him unstuck while he could still breathe! :)
Lol! Good story. I wish we could have gone with you to 7 peaks. Now that Sadie is injured we won't be going. :(
hahahaha!!!! that story at the end was hilarious! oh man! i literally started laughing out loud at work!
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